Sometimes I stare at Pinterest and am overcome with the desire to glue macaroni to a Kleenex box, or Mod Podge soup can labels to the refrigerator, or upcycle cat litter into delightful sachets that make the perfect hostess gift. I can’t help it. I have a uterus that’s not doing anything else, so it is prone […]
First of all you should know that eSalon did not pay me for this review, nor did they give me free product. I just decided to try it out and thought I should tell you exactly what I thought of it. I’d also like you to know that you will not be seeing any photos […]
(This post was first published on 10/14/07.) I may not be rich. I may not be pretty. I may not know what it’s like to celebrate a ten year wedding anniversary despite the fact that I have been perpetually married since 1983. But after this weekend, I can say that I am among the elite […]
Himself and I are leaving Friday morning for St. Petersburg, Florida, where we will stay for at least 2 weeks, maybe 3. How can we do such a thing? Well, we are our own bosses, and even though we are bitches sometimes, after having submitted the proper paperwork in triplicate to ourselves, we have approved an extended […]
(This was first published 6/25/07.) I know a lot of stuff. I know how to make chocolate gravy…which almost no one does. I also know what chocolate gravy is…which almost no one does. I know how to drive a stick. I know all the words to the Star Spangled Banner. I know how to fix […]
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