La Quinta, Crossville, TN…I want to spank you, and not in a good way. During the Endless Yard Sale aka the 127 Sale aka the World’s Longest Yard Sale, I had the misfortune to spend two whole nights in what I now refer to as The Portal to Hotel Hell.
First of all, you jacked up your rates because of the 127 Sale. I found that highly objectionable, which should really carry a lot of weight with you because I had to spend 11.7 minutes looking up the word “objectionable” just to be able to use it properly in this post. Don’t even try to say you didn’t. The last time anyone paid upwards of $200 a night to sleep in aÂ LaQuinta in Tennessee was…. NEVER.
When we walked through the doors, the room was barely clean, the toilet paper roll had about 4 squares left on it, the shampoo bottle had been opened and half-used, and when I went to plug my computer into the outlet by the bed, fire shot out at me like sperm from a sperm whale.
I don’t even know if sperm whales have sperm, but since I don’t have another 11.7 minutes to look stuff up in order to bad mouth you I’m sticking with it.
I dislike you, LaQuinta in Crossville, Tennessee and I now consider it my personal mission in life to prevent people from giving you any of their dollars. You are just awful.
With love – and by love I mean disgust and a frownie face,